The life and loves of Doris T

In response to:Poetry

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:35:37 +0200

Love Pam Ayres, love the Wirral, love your blog - which I have only just discovered. I'll be back!
Love
Sheila xxx

In response to:Poetry

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:22:34 +0200

Still in hiding?

We have THREE anthologies by Pam Ayres.

In response to:Poetry

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:36:11 +0200

Pam Ayres rocks! But to really appreciate her, you have to hear her, not just read her. Oh my, that Oxfordshire burr - it's enough to make a lady forget she's a lady! LOL

In response to:Poetry

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:27:55 +0100

Hey Doris,
Where are you? I miss you... I just spotted you lurking.....
Suzee
xxxx
[comon as muck and proud of it!]

In response to:Poetry

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:34:32 +0100

Fab!

In response to:Having an Election

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:11:22 +0100

You're right about Oxton being a safe seat (won with a majority of 1,421), however nobody seems to have told Paula this! Mind you I suppose we have to keep up the fiction of it being a "two horse race" just to make sure our vote bothers turning out on polling day.

I saw Paula yesterday evening at her house with Cllr. Reisdorf and others and will probably do so again on Friday.

In response to:Poetry

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 16:12:51 +0100

Thanx 4 posting that. I heard it on radio and liked it, also her other one about surgically enhanced. But on budget and can't afford book.
Anyway, I my be weird but I quite fancy John Prescott. He reminds me of my ex-boyfriend.

In response to:Poetry

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 23:50:07 +0100

Just checking in to be sure that you are still alive and kicking.

In response to:Motivated by Money? Not Me.

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:22:20 +0100

we should leave this portion of sadness, alone

In response to:Poetry

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:20:53 +0100

Please sir, may I have some more.

In response to:Help Me Out Here

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:15:36 +0100

u're intelligent!

i will read your blog.

In response to:Poetry

Sat, 30 Sep 2006 15:26:35 +0200

...and I've been reading all that stuff about how you still ache for me. Well if you play your cards right, we'll see.

In response to:Poetry

Sat, 30 Sep 2006 15:19:15 +0200

Where have you been all my life, Doris?

The dental work alone...

In response to:Help Me Out Here

Wed, 31 May 2006 06:35:15 +0200

Vanity Press. They'll make their money selling you a copy.

In response to:Out For The Count

Tue, 23 May 2006 01:53:19 +0200

Hi Doris,
Hope you're not still out for the count...I'd really like to know if there are ten fictional characters you'd consider...ummm.... rewarding with your attentions....
Polly
xx

In response to:Poetry

Sat, 20 May 2006 12:07:46 +0200

:D :D :D

In response to:Poetry

Mon, 15 May 2006 00:11:03 +0200

Tut! Tut! Mrs Tuttle I trust you did not take umbrage at my remark.

Vile euphemism indeed! My exposure to vile euphoniums is fortunately limited to a rather otiose musical effort for the friends of the Landican Cemetary last xmas. You'll be pleased to hear that I've since sold it on ebay.

I do so hope that clears up any misunderstandings dear

In response to:Poetry

Sun, 14 May 2006 21:53:45 +0200

I most certainly am not, and I hope that isn't some vile euphemism.

In response to:Poetry

Sun, 14 May 2006 18:43:47 +0200

BTW are you, or your Dougie related to Robert Holmes Tuttle - the bolshie American who refused to pay the congestion charge last week?

He's a keen gardener too! Fond of lobelia in his rockery

In response to:Poetry

Sat, 13 May 2006 15:37:23 +0200

You should come and watch Oxton Hockey Club in action. Some fine young lads. They don't allow gals, of course.

In response to:Poetry

Sat, 13 May 2006 14:43:17 +0200

I'm as real as you are Miss ;)

Hollyhocks. I don't like hockey. Don't like any type of sport at school. I just give the teech a note sayin I'm in the club miss

In response to:Poetry

Sat, 13 May 2006 13:15:44 +0200

Last I saw of him he was off to stake his hollyhocks ready for tomorrow.

You're not one of those FAKE bloggers, I trust??

In response to:Poetry

Fri, 12 May 2006 23:52:47 +0200

How's your Dougie doin' Miss?

In response to:Poetry

Fri, 12 May 2006 23:51:56 +0200

If anyone takes my hand I'll do 'em for kiddy fiddlin' Miss

In response to:Poetry

Fri, 12 May 2006 22:37:43 +0200

I think you need taking in hand, child.

In response to:Poetry

Fri, 12 May 2006 21:05:57 +0200

Mr Prescott looks like one of our dinner ladies at school. She always snots in the shepherd's pie.

In response to:Poetry

Fri, 12 May 2006 08:08:26 +0200

Phew! Was getting a bit worried approaching the last line, Doris. Thankfully saved by the frock, in the end.

But the poem - bit Jack and Jill isn't it?

In response to:Poetry

Thu, 11 May 2006 12:17:54 +0200

MFI furniture and the like is known as supositry furniture.............because you put it up yourself.

In response to:Poetry

Thu, 11 May 2006 11:00:18 +0200

Q. What do John Prescott and an MFI wardrobe have in common?

A. A few loose screws here and there and the whole cabinet falls apart..

Shit i know but hey.. it's relevant!

In response to:Poetry

Wed, 10 May 2006 10:58:41 +0200

hmmmm Try Mr David Thewllis's poetry..rather angst but brilliant lol. no..im not biased.