Pam Ayres rocks! But to really appreciate her, you have to hear her, not just read her. Oh my, that Oxfordshire burr - it's enough to make a lady forget she's a lady! LOL more…
You're right about Oxton being a safe seat (won with a majority of 1,421), however nobody seems to have told Paula this! Mind you I suppose we have to keep up the fiction of it being a "two horse race" just to make sure our vote bothers turning out on polling day.
I saw Paula yesterday evening at her house with Cllr. Reisdorf and other more…
Thanx 4 posting that. I heard it on radio and liked it, also her other one about surgically enhanced. But on budget and can't afford book.
Anyway, I my be weird but I quite fancy John Prescott. He reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. more…
Hi Doris,
Hope you're not still out for the count...I'd really like to know if there are ten fictional characters you'd consider...ummm.... rewarding with your attentions....
Polly
xx more…
Tut! Tut! Mrs Tuttle I trust you did not take umbrage at my remark.
Vile euphemism indeed! My exposure to vile euphoniums is fortunately limited to a rather otiose musical effort for the friends of the Landican Cemetary last xmas. You'll be pleased to hear that I've since sold it on ebay.
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Poetry" 426 days old
by sheilamoist [Member]
Love Pam Ayres, love the Wirral, love your blog - which I have only just discovered. I'll be back!
Love
Sheila xxx more…
In response to: "Poetry" 481 days old
by skip2468 [Member]
Still in hiding?
We have THREE anthologies by Pam Ayres. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 865 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Pam Ayres rocks! But to really appreciate her, you have to hear her, not just read her. Oh my, that Oxfordshire burr - it's enough to make a lady forget she's a lady! LOL more…
In response to: "Poetry" 986 days old
by suzeemoon [Member]
Hey Doris,
Where are you? I miss you... I just spotted you lurking.....
Suzee
xxxx
[comon as muck and proud of it!] more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1035 days old
by emmairvine [Member]
Fab! more…
In response to: "Having an Election" 1047 days old
by John Brace [Visitor]
You're right about Oxton being a safe seat (won with a majority of 1,421), however nobody seems to have told Paula this! Mind you I suppose we have to keep up the fiction of it being a "two horse race" just to make sure our vote bothers turning out on polling day.
I saw Paula yesterday evening at her house with Cllr. Reisdorf and other more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1086 days old
by Pompadour [Member]
Thanx 4 posting that. I heard it on radio and liked it, also her other one about surgically enhanced. But on budget and can't afford book.
Anyway, I my be weird but I quite fancy John Prescott. He reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1097 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Just checking in to be sure that you are still alive and kicking.
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In response to: "Motivated by Money? Not Me." 1105 days old
by [Visitor]
we should leave this portion of sadness, alone more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1105 days old
by [Visitor]
Please sir, may I have some more.
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In response to: "Help Me Out Here" 1105 days old
by [Visitor]
u're intelligent!
i will read your blog. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1149 days old
by DorisT [Member]
...and I've been reading all that stuff about how you still ache for me. Well if you play your cards right, we'll see. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1149 days old
by Juzzzy [Member]
Where have you been all my life, Doris?
The dental work alone... more…
In response to: "Help Me Out Here" 1272 days old
by morelearning [Member]
Vanity Press. They'll make their money selling you a copy. more…
In response to: "Out For The Count" 1280 days old
by pollygarter [Member]
Hi Doris,
Hope you're not still out for the count...I'd really like to know if there are ten fictional characters you'd consider...ummm.... rewarding with your attentions....
Polly
xx more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1282 days old
by suzeemoon [Member]
:D :D :D more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1288 days old
by eggbod [Member]
Tut! Tut! Mrs Tuttle I trust you did not take umbrage at my remark.
Vile euphemism indeed! My exposure to vile euphoniums is fortunately limited to a rather otiose musical effort for the friends of the Landican Cemetary last xmas. You'll be pleased to hear that I've since sold it on ebay.
I do so hope that clears up any more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1288 days old
by DorisT [Member]
I most certainly am not, and I hope that isn't some vile euphemism. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1288 days old
by eggbod [Member]
BTW are you, or your Dougie related to Robert Holmes Tuttle - the bolshie American who refused to pay the congestion charge last week?
He's a keen gardener too! Fond of lobelia in his rockery more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1289 days old
by DorisT [Member]
You should come and watch Oxton Hockey Club in action. Some fine young lads. They don't allow gals, of course. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1289 days old
by [Visitor]
I'm as real as you are Miss ;)
Hollyhocks. I don't like hockey. Don't like any type of sport at school. I just give the teech a note sayin I'm in the club miss more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1289 days old
by DorisT [Member]
Last I saw of him he was off to stake his hollyhocks ready for tomorrow.
You're not one of those FAKE bloggers, I trust?? more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1290 days old
by [Visitor]
How's your Dougie doin' Miss? more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1290 days old
by [Visitor]
If anyone takes my hand I'll do 'em for kiddy fiddlin' Miss more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1290 days old
by DorisT [Member]
I think you need taking in hand, child. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1290 days old
by [Visitor]
Mr Prescott looks like one of our dinner ladies at school. She always snots in the shepherd's pie. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1291 days old
by MichaelStMark Pro
Phew! Was getting a bit worried approaching the last line, Doris. Thankfully saved by the frock, in the end.
But the poem - bit Jack and Jill isn't it? more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1291 days old
by dennypoos [Member]
MFI furniture and the like is known as supositry furniture.............because you put it up yourself. more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1291 days old
by Angenius [Member]
Q. What do John Prescott and an MFI wardrobe have in common?
A. A few loose screws here and there and the whole cabinet falls apart..
Shit i know but hey.. it's relevant! more…
In response to: "Poetry" 1292 days old
by [Visitor]
hmmmm Try Mr David Thewllis's poetry..rather angst but brilliant lol. no..im not biased. more…