I've just been to do my democratic duty at Oxton St Saviour's Primary School for the Distressed Middle Classes, only to discover what a total and complete tits up Dougie has managed this year. Yes, he only forgot my nomination papers, so I'm not on the ballot!
Well I got straight on the telephone to Lilac Party election supremo Hyacinth Dunnett and it turns out I'm in luck! Apparently Wirral's been chosen to pilot the new "write in whoever you fancy" scheme to increase democratic participation, so you can just "write me in"! And it gets better; Wirral's also been picked for a pilot of the new Pogue Mahone-DeHonte system of vote counting to increase democratic participation!
The upshot of all this is that you can support the Lilac Party today anywhere in Wirral, simply by ignoring what's printed on the ballot paper and writing
TUTTLE, Doris Xat the bottom.
See you at the count.










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2006-05-04 @ 12:11