Going Lilac

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Going Lilac

by DorisT @ 2006-05-02 – 21:55:57

I'm pleased to say that once again I've been selected from stiff competition to stand for the Lilac Party in Oxton.

My agent, Dougie, has rather stuffed up on the mailing list front, so I'm afraid you won't be getting my leaflet through your letter box. So for any floaters out there:

If elected, I shall work tirelessly on your council to:

1) Change the green wheelie bins to lilac

2) Take Oxton out of Prenton

3) Take Wirral out of Merseyside

4) Change the brown wheelie bins to lilac

5) Lift the Asbo on Dougie McLean (he had legitimate business on the Ladies Golf Course, and his bladder isn't what it was).

6) Take Merseyside out of Cheshire

7) Put Prenton into Wales

8) Take Wales out of Europe

This year Wirral is Open to All. And so shall I be.

So remember, for a Lilac Oxton:

Vote Doris Olivia Tuttle
Vote Early
Vote Often
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24 Comments to Going Lilac

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- snail
- http://www.butterflychild.moonfruit.com
- 2006-05-02 @ 23:12:37
just wanted to say how honoured I am to be counted amongst your friends, Ms Tuttle (if I may be so bold)

You'll definately be getting my vote you saucy little minx
- - DorisT
  - http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
  - 2006-05-02 @ 23:40:03
  It's Mrs Tuttle.
  
  And you're most welcome, dear.
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- kiki2u
- http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
- 2006-05-02 @ 23:42:22
Thanks for invite me too, because u seems a great person...but i can't vote there!
I live in Portugal, Lisbon, anyway we'll blog, if not well no problem, hugs2you,kiki
- - DorisT
  - http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
  - 2006-05-03 @ 11:38:45
  And hugs to you too, Kinki. (by the way, in England hugs2you is considered a little vulgar and only used by people who type with their thumbs, if you know what I mean. You don't mind my mentioning that do you dear?)
  
  You seem like a great little person as well, Kinki. Who knows, next time I'm sur le continent I could pop down to little old Lisbon town...
  - - kiki2u
    - http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
    - 2006-05-03 @ 19:27:30
    Hi Doris, i'm KIKI, not kinki, lol, yes, you'll be wellcome here.
    About that of the "Hugs2u" i don't know nothing about it! No one told me that since i'v my blog here and many return or say to me that!Indeed i learned that here with some good people wich weren't vulgar! I'm surprised..but well i'v been learning a LOT lol since i'v my blog in english..i oly knew he "right" english not the day-by-day one.But it's great knowing this, anyway Thanks for allert me, but i think by now all will miss my hugs, so i'v to ask them about it!well, as i'm not from there indeed i don't know what d you mean, is because the use of abreviatures? as you=u or to=2 etc?? ok, Thanks anyway, and of course i don't mind at all, indeed i'm glad you warn me! ciao,kiki
    - - kiki2u
      - http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
      - 2006-05-03 @ 19:49:52
      BTW, may interest you, i posted about that HUGS2YOU so people tells me why never told me or if i'm boring them with my HUGS2you, thanks for the allert,
      kiki
      - kiki2u
        
        http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
        
        2006-05-03 @ 21:11:38
        
        RIDICOLOUS ALL U SAID..SO i'm DELETING YOU as you'r not a true blogger as i already found, ciao HUGS2u? NO WAY!
        
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- P (Visitor)
- 2006-05-03 @ 00:01:24
I know Oxton, Nice Post.P

ps: I like Oxton Village I know the good butcher, nice pies, the 'Cons' and the pub - dash, forgotten it's name on the corner ??????? P
- - DorisT
  - http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
  - 2006-05-03 @ 11:48:03
  Hello P (is it ok to call you P?)
  
  Yes, the butcher is rather good, isn't he? Nice pies, as you say.
  
  I'm afraid my one visit to the Conservative Club was marred by one of what I call my "little misunderstandings". Apparently they don't have unisex toilets! In this day and age!
  
  You'll remember the pub as the Talbot, but they now call it the Oxton Arms. Vulgar, vulgar, vulgar.
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- nan29
- http://afemaleguest.blog.co.uk
- 2006-05-03 @ 03:38:15
Hello Mrs. Tuttle ... thanks for inviting me. nice to have you in my friend list
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- srjasferds (Visitor)
- http://http;//srjasferds.blog.co.uk
- 2006-05-03 @ 06:08:48
I simply liked very much your fascinating blog. please visit mine
- - DorisT
  - http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
  - 2006-05-03 @ 12:13:25
  Hello Dear
  
  If I could help you out a little, you've put your address all wrong, and it's actually http://srjasferds.blog.co.uk
  
  I love your poetry, especially "Watching the Nature Relaxes". I'd like to quote a bit from it here, as it reminds me of better times with Dougie.
  
  Staring at the leaf it drank some dew
  From a dark green leaf of my view
  Flopping the wings so high it flew
  And I was lost gazing the avenue
  I was suddenly jerked at the sweet sound
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- 2006-05-03 @ 10:24:24
Hello there mr stuttle... I have enjoyed your blog immensely. I find you rather very funny, and you do make me giggle... you remind me of someone... just can’t quite put my finger on whom?!
P.S Thank you for the invite x
- - DorisT
  - http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
  - 2006-05-03 @ 12:22:27
  It's Mrs Tuttle, but it's an easy mistake to make.
  
  If you manage to put your finger on it, be sure to come back and share..
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- Juzzzy
- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- 2006-05-03 @ 11:06:54
Dirty blog slag.

I know your game, Missy.

And it won't work.

You hear me?

IT WON'T WORK!
- - DorisT
  - http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
  - 2006-05-03 @ 12:00:33
  If you're trying to work your way back into my affections, this isn't the way to go about it.
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- avrilo
- 2006-05-03 @ 15:05:22
Hello MRS Tuttle.
I have away globe trotting for 2 days and have just logged on to discover what you have been up to.

I don't know if you'll remember me, I was Mr Dunn's personal assistant just before you joined our 'firm.' I could have warned you if I had known you would succumb to his wiley ways. I am afraid you are the latest in a string of secretarial affairs. The sad fact is that Mr Dunn is addicted to power over secretaries and assistants.

I do wish you well in your 'lilac' endevour. I think the world could do with prettying and pastelling up.
As I am a married woman, I am disguising my name.

Mrs Olivar
- - DorisT
  - http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
  - 2006-05-03 @ 15:18:12
  I wondered who "Old Paunchy" was. Welcome to the sisterhood.
  - - avrilo
    - 2006-05-04 @ 17:07:57
    Count me in Mrs T. The "Old Paunchy" was a reference to my handbag, by the way.
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- Xopher
- 2006-05-03 @ 18:18:57
Well hello there, just wanted to say hi. Thats how sad my life is
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- lyndlj
- 2006-05-03 @ 19:06:32
Good evening,thankyou for the invite. Now as Mr Dunns personal Psychologist I will of course have to know the full and uncut version of what happened during your erm liasons for proffesional reasons you understand.
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- Juzzzy
- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- 2006-05-04 @ 11:59:40
This is annoyingly funny.

Luckily, you're old and fragile and therefore probably likely to die soon.

BOO

Not work?

Drat.
- - DorisT
  - http://mrstuttle.blog.co.uk/
  - 2006-05-04 @ 12:08:04
  Old but far from fragile, dear.
  
  But have you noticed that half of Europe now thinks I'm you? Now that is funny.
  - - Juzzzy
    - http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
    - 2006-05-04 @ 12:57:46
    Er, no it isn't.
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